Things my daughter has told me lately:
While standing half-nude in our hallway
"Mama, I need to have no panties on today so I can get all my pee in the potty."
Right after I asked her (my first mistake) if she was whining.
"No Mama, dat's a mockingbird noise. A mockingbird."
Shortly after seeing a deer cross in the road in front of us (and after repeating herself 5 times as this was completely off my radar).
" I no ever seen a deer in a wild. Not in a wild....... Ha, dat's silly Mama, a deer in a wild. Dey not gonna be dere!"
At bedtime "I want to wear underwear tonight please."
"Abigail, you'll probably wet it. Let's practice keeping your pull-up dry."
"But Mama, I'll jus' always pee in my pull-up. Jus' always!"
.....so we've been washing sheets every day for a week.